The sound of silence


ladysnarkbite:

You really haven’t shipped something until all of your hopes and dreams reside in a shirt.


rolllikeabuffalowoops: borntotwerk: submissiveslittlesecret: This is the cutest little thing! i would make my friends sleep in the little cage thing thats where the peasants sleep.

rolllikeabuffalowoops:

borntotwerk:

submissiveslittlesecret:

This is the cutest little thing!

i would make my friends sleep in the little cage thing

thats where the peasants sleep.


justanotherstupidape: smokingcolt: neeble: enoshimatroll: endless-wandering: idknowlol: How cool would it be to tell people you woke up and your man had a warm cup if coffee for you. And y’all sat outside and talked while you sipped the coffee on a beautiful fall morning. and when you got to the last sip of the cup you realized he was asking you to marry him? That’s perfection, right there. omg if only no you know what would be funny though  is if you got up one morning and your guy is like “i made coffee for you” and you reply “i’m not thirsty right now, but thanks” and he puts the coffee in your hands and he’s goes  ”no you have to drink it” and you look at him incredulously and repeat “but i’m not thirsty” and he’s like “drink it” and you refuse to and he just follows you around throughout the day, carrying the same cup of coffee and begging you “please drink it” and you’re so confused because it’s four in the afternoon and you don’t even like coffee   You don’t want to waste your dishware so you just keep using this mug. And then your friend comes over and you give them this glass. And you don’t realize it. When they’re done with their coffee, they glance up at you, and raise an eyebrow awkwardly. You smile politely because that’s the nice thing to do, not knowing what they just read. You are suddenly sucked into a time vortex. Twenty years later. You are still married to your best friend. Your former significant other has become the neighborhood homeless person. They’re crazy. They talk to pigeons and throw crackers at you. You are fantastically rich. You have three kids. Everything is perfect in this alternate timeline where you gave your friend the “Marry Me” cup. But there is something inherently wrong. You, and the hobo down the street know there’s something up. The very fabric of time and space is tearing at the seams. Marry Me: A Science Fiction Saga I give you a hamburger. BEST CROSS-POST JOKE

justanotherstupidape:

smokingcolt:

neeble:

enoshimatroll:

endless-wandering:

idknowlol:

How cool would it be to tell people you woke up and your man had a warm cup if coffee for you. And y’all sat outside and talked while you sipped the coffee on a beautiful fall morning. and when you got to the last sip of the cup you realized he was asking you to marry him? That’s perfection, right there.

omg if only

no you know what would be funny though 

is if you got up one morning and your guy is like “i made coffee for you” and you reply “i’m not thirsty right now, but thanks” and he puts the coffee in your hands and he’s goes  ”no you have to drink it” and you look at him incredulously and repeat “but i’m not thirsty” and he’s like “drink it” and you refuse to and he just follows you around throughout the day, carrying the same cup of coffee and begging you “please drink it” and you’re so confused because it’s four in the afternoon and you don’t even like coffee  

You don’t want to waste your dishware so you just keep using this mug. And then your friend comes over and you give them this glass. And you don’t realize it. When they’re done with their coffee, they glance up at you, and raise an eyebrow awkwardly. You smile politely because that’s the nice thing to do, not knowing what they just read.

You are suddenly sucked into a time vortex. Twenty years later. You are still married to your best friend. Your former significant other has become the neighborhood homeless person. They’re crazy. They talk to pigeons and throw crackers at you. You are fantastically rich. You have three kids. Everything is perfect in this alternate timeline where you gave your friend the “Marry Me” cup.

But there is something inherently wrong. You, and the hobo down the street know there’s something up. The very fabric of time and space is tearing at the seams.

Marry Me: A Science Fiction Saga

I give you a hamburger.

BEST CROSS-POST JOKE


inspired by this text post


alex-clover-sam:

Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.



  • Mulan: Listen, I’m sorry about not trusting you to begin with.
  • Emma: Don't worry about it. Besides, we’re all friends now.
  • Mulan: Still, if there is anything I can do to repay you-
  • Emma: I KNOW.
  • --5 minutes later--
  • Mulan: I was thinking more along the lines of saving your lives in a battle. Not this.
  • Emma: Anything, you said. Anything.
  • Mulan: As you wish. Let’s get down to business, to defeat the Huns... Did they send me daughters, when I asked for sons…
  • Emma: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.


your-queenly-demise:

Do you ever wonder what it was like for Regina when the curse was first enacted and everyone was settled in Storybrooke? Did Regina just magically know what everything was in our world? Or did she just stare at a microwave like it was some demonic entity?


helebette:

Cora was either ‘wtf is turducken?’ or ‘who is this gaybian and what awful dinner parties has she attended?’


imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP having sex on every available surface.

#do you think i could count as a surface


finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 


basedgosh:

voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there